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Post by Richard on Aug 14, 2008 7:32:20 GMT
Hello Jon and Joe!  There's an interesting write-up on Nipper at Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NipperIt seems Nipper had a son Chipper, so he must have been a Chipper off the old block!  Richard  |
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Post by Martin on Nov 16, 2009 14:47:28 GMT
Definition of a Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. |
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Post by Jeff on Dec 23, 2009 14:41:02 GMT
Hayley is at Heathrow airport on her way home for Christmas when she bumps into Kiri te Kanawa in the VIP lounge.
"Hi Hayley !" says Kiri. "My flight has been delayed and my mobile needs charging. Could you give me 50p to phone a friend ?"
"Sure" says Hayley, reaching in her bag. "Look, here's a pound. Now you can phone all of them !!"
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Post by martindn on Dec 23, 2009 21:52:43 GMT
Now now Jeff, I really can't imagine that Hayley would say that!
Martin D
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Post by graemek on Dec 23, 2009 22:09:32 GMT
On a local newspaper this morning:
'A laugh is a smile that explodes."
Graeme
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Post by Jeff on Jan 14, 2010 15:25:37 GMT
I have a confession to make. I have a criminal record. Oh yes, it came to light over Xmas when I was sorting out some cupboards and there it was: Richard Strauss songs sung by Kiri te Kanawa !! Oh the shame of it ! I can't imagine what possessed me to buy it in the first place. Youthful ignorance I suppose. I'll have to hide it from the neighbours. Perhaps it might make a draught excluder. Oh now that's a thought. On these cold nights some old vinyl will get the fire going nicely !!  |
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Post by Martin on Sept 21, 2011 19:41:27 GMT
I've a friend who has a horse called "Treacle" - it has golden stirrups!
I've also got a friend with two bags - he's bi-satchel!
Martin
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Post by martindn on Sept 21, 2011 21:28:34 GMT
What makes me laugh? That picture of Hayley on a motorbike. Covered in that shapeless garment with a crash hat - she could be anyone - but a recognisable high heeled shoe on the end of her leg.
Martin D
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Post by stevemacdonald on Oct 4, 2011 20:12:06 GMT
Mr. Morricone invited Hayley over for dinner when they first met and asked, "Would you like some spaghetti, Westenra?"
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Post by Joe on Oct 5, 2011 4:30:21 GMT
Mr. Morricone invited Hayley over for dinner when they first met and asked, "Would you like some spaghetti, Westenra?" Hayley replied, "Yes, thank you. More Macaroni, Mr. Morricone." |
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