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Post by Richard on Jun 21, 2007 8:08:35 GMT
I hope Caite will lettuce in on the joke soon! Richard
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Post by Stephany on Jun 21, 2007 8:39:15 GMT
Errr...Caite, I'm afraid I didn't understand the joke either .
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Post by melissa on Jun 21, 2007 9:00:27 GMT
I hope Caite will lettuce in on the joke soon! Richard You're awesome
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Post by grant on Jun 21, 2007 10:41:28 GMT
Well, you've done better than me, Joe. I've been puzzling over Caite's joke ever since she posted it and I still don't get it. Roger That makes two of us then!! Grant
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Post by Caitlin on Jun 21, 2007 11:03:30 GMT
I guess what makes me laugh doesn't make others?
Just think about it - a drive-by cabbaging. You know, like a drive-by shooting only with a cabbage?
Alright. I'll go hide in my corner now.
<3 Caite
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Post by grant on Jun 21, 2007 11:07:09 GMT
I guess what makes me laugh doesn't make others? Just think about it - a drive-by cabbaging. You know, like a drive-by shooting only with a cabbage? Alright. I'll go hide in my corner now. <3 Caite You can come out now Caite!! :rollin We get it Best wishes and congratulations on reaching Maestrina Grant
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Post by Mark on Jun 21, 2007 11:51:43 GMT
Hi everyone Caite, thanks for the joke, I GET IT now that youv'e explained yes, I did laugh out loud !! I guess sometimes a joke just has to be told to your face instead of being written down to get maximum impact OK so some of us are a little slow on the uptake Mark
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Post by Caitlin on Jun 21, 2007 11:56:47 GMT
Okay Grant, I'll come out now. And I'll try to redeem myself with a couple more jokes. If these don't work then please help me? Send me to clown school or something?
Hickory, dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want because it won't come when you call anyway!
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
<3 Caite
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Post by comet on Jun 21, 2007 12:18:51 GMT
Hi Folks.
We have drive by eggings in Ireland. I have also seen them in Italy.
A souped up car usually full of very young people slows down beside a bus stop queue or other group of people and throws raw eggs at the innocent and unsuspecting people.
I suppose it is better than drive by shootings..
comet
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Post by grant on Jun 21, 2007 13:13:05 GMT
Okay Grant, I'll come out now. And I'll try to redeem myself with a couple more jokes. If these don't work then please help me? Send me to clown school or something? Hickory, dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries. What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want because it won't come when you call anyway! A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute.." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up. <3 Caite That's better Caite!! I understand those - particularly like the "dog with no legs" one. You just have to be a bit more obvious for us simple English folk! Love Grant
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Post by Mark on Jun 21, 2007 13:33:04 GMT
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Post by Martin on Jun 21, 2007 15:44:09 GMT
Hi Caite I'm waiting for more Cabbage jokes!! None? OK, then here's one: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a boiled cabbage and an elephant? - The color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? "Look. The elephants are coming!" What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? "Look. The boiled cabbages are coming!" (Jane Was colour blind) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I apologise in advance. Martin
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Post by Martin on Jun 21, 2007 15:46:30 GMT
And here's another one:
Q. What do you call two rows of cabbages?
A. A dual cabbage way
Martin
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Post by Caitlin on Jun 21, 2007 15:53:57 GMT
And here's another one: Q. What do you call two rows of cabbages? A. A dual cabbage way Martin Okay this one had me laughing! That's great. Thanks for sharing Martin. <3 Caite
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Post by Richard on Jun 21, 2007 16:03:35 GMT
WHY HAVE ELEPHANTS GOT BIG EARS? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom! Richard
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