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Post by jons on May 24, 2007 14:55:18 GMT
This was heard on Classic FM a few minutes ago. A listener phoned in to a request programme and asked for " something uplifting because it will go down well"! Eh? Roger Hi Roger, The vast majority of ClassicFm listeners are lovely people but you do get the odd oxymoron from time to time! Sorry, that was terrible! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif
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Post by roger on May 24, 2007 15:02:57 GMT
Hi Jon, That means they like gravy, doesn't it? Roger
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Post by jons on May 24, 2007 15:05:33 GMT
No, thats an Oxomoron Roger.
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Post by postscript on May 25, 2007 10:08:31 GMT
This was heard on Classic FM a few minutes ago. A listener phoned in to a request programme and asked for " something uplifting because it will go down well"! Eh? Roger Hi Roger, The vast majority of ClassicFm listeners are lovely people but you do get the odd oxymoron from time to time! Sorry, that was terrible! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gifIt must have been Jon S of whom I was fulsome in praise of his 'marks of parenthesis' instead of brackets. Now he's at it again! Peter S.
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Post by jons on May 25, 2007 14:09:51 GMT
It must have been Jon S of whom I was fulsome in praise of his 'marks of parenthesis' instead of [born out of wedlock] brackets. Now he's at it again! Peter S. Peter! Are you implying I have Illegitimate shelf supports?
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Post by jons on May 25, 2007 15:37:33 GMT
Your joke was brilliant Peter! Shame it was edited. But it could easily of been balderdash brackets!
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Post by Richard on May 25, 2007 16:42:08 GMT
Ah thanks Jon! Now I see the joke! Richard
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Post by postscript on May 26, 2007 10:52:21 GMT
It must have been Jon S of whom I was fulsome in praise of his 'marks of parenthesis' instead of [born out of wedlock] brackets. Now he's at it again! Peter S. Peter! Are you implying I have Illegitimate shelf supports? On the contrary, I was praising your conformity and orthodoxy! Peter S.
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Post by jons on May 28, 2007 13:49:37 GMT
On the contrary, I was praising your conformity and orthodoxy! Peter S. Hi Peter, I try my best! When I first read your joke, I was looking around for where I'd used parenthesis but I couldn't find them(at first), so the conclusion I came to was that you had based the joke on my edited quote of your joke (with phrase to replace said word in brackets). So if I hadn't quoted your joke you wouldn't have written it which in turn wouldn't have existed at all if Richard hadn't of edited it because I wouldn't of altered the quote as a result! So further to the conclusion would of been that Richard is so good at moderating this forum he had created the world's first 'Paradox' posts which wouldn't of existed if Richard hadn't been doing his job so well! However, I noticed my mistake, ye landlubbers, in the pirate post I made, and I didn't bold the last item either!
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Post by Richard on May 28, 2007 14:18:10 GMT
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Post by jons on May 28, 2007 14:50:57 GMT
Aye! That be it, Richard! Splice the main brace! And why am I still speaking like a pirate?
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Post by bobcochran on Jun 11, 2007 15:12:38 GMT
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Post by Caitlin on Jun 20, 2007 19:51:32 GMT
there are three guys sitting in an emergency room in the hospital, each with some form of ailment. the first guy cut off his finger and holds it in a bag of ice, the second is holding his stomach, and the third with a swollen ankle. Finally the guy holding his stomach can't contain his curosity and says to the other two ' what happened?' the first guy says 'lawn mower.' the second guy says 'fell off a ladder. you?' and the guy holding his stomach said, ' oh, a drive-by cabbaging'
<3 Caite
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Post by Joe on Jun 21, 2007 3:33:06 GMT
there are three guys sitting in an emergency room in the hospital, each with some form of ailment. the first guy cut off his finger and holds it in a bag of ice, the second is holding his stomach, and the third with a swollen ankle. Finally the guy holding his stomach can't contain his curosity and says to the other two ' what happened?' the first guy says 'lawn mower.' the second guy says 'fell off a ladder. you?' and the guy holding his stomach said, ' oh, a drive-by cabbaging' <3 Caite [crickets chirping] HI Caite It took me a while, but I think I got it. And I thought fusilier's jokes were tough! I'll hafta to find my joke book! Joe
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Post by roger on Jun 21, 2007 3:44:13 GMT
Well, you've done better than me, Joe. I've been puzzling over Caite's joke ever since she posted it and I still don't get it. Roger
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