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Post by Jeff on Dec 14, 2015 17:42:40 GMT
A woman takes her teenage daughter to the doctors as she is feeling unwell. The doctor examines the girl then says: "I have to tell you your daughter is pregnant !" The mother is furious. "Don't be ridiculous ! She can't be pregnant. She doesn't even have a boyfriend. She's a good girl and spends her evenings in her bedroom doing her homework and listening to music. I want a second opinion !" The doctor sighs deeply and walks over to the window and peers outside. "What are you looking for ?" asks the woman. "Well," says the doc "last time this happened three men on camels came riding down the high street, following a star !!"  A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all !Don't worry folks, I won't be making any more jokes about Christmas, that would be virgin on the extreme ! |
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Post by frenchie on Dec 16, 2015 1:07:27 GMT
Anyone here Adele fans? Anyone going to see her live next year? Didn't see a thread for her so...  |
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Post by Martin on Dec 16, 2015 7:36:13 GMT
Anyone here Adele fans? Anyone going to see her live next year? Didn't see a thread for her so... I tried several times to get tickets online to see Adele in London but failed due to unprecedented demand.  Martin |
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Post by Jeff on Dec 18, 2015 11:45:12 GMT
Feeling a bit gloomy that there's no news from the Taiwan concert so here's a joke:
Santa's little helpers are in trouble with my local council. They've overloaded the sleigh with too many presents, making it unstable.
It's against elf and safety !!!
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Post by Joe on Dec 19, 2015 0:12:05 GMT
Feeling a bit gloomy that there's no news from the Taiwan concert so here's a joke: Santa's little helpers are in trouble with my local council. They've overloaded the sleigh with too many presents, making it unstable. It's against elf and safety !!!My friend's athletic team always know how to stay warm. They have long jumpers! Actually, my forecasted high temperature on Christmas Eve is 18'C or 64'F...Santa might be wearing shorts! |
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Post by Jeff on Dec 19, 2015 11:59:54 GMT
Anyone here Adele fans? Anyone going to see her live next year? Didn't see a thread for her so... I tried several times to get tickets online to see Adele in London but failed due to unprecedented demand. Martin Yes, Adele is very popular not only among fans but other singers too ! soundcloud.com/lucykayofficial/all-i-ask-adele-cover |
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Post by comet on Dec 24, 2015 11:40:01 GMT
Wishing you all
Peace, Happiness
and Contentment
wherever you may be |
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Post by frenchie on Dec 24, 2015 16:21:28 GMT
Listening to Lucy's version Jeff, and it's pretty. However, I love Adele emotional version better.  Sorry Martin that you were unable to get tickets to Adele. I know in the USA that over 10 million people tried to get tickets to her shows here. 2 million alone for her 6 NYC gigs!! Needless to say, Ticketmaster practically shut down due to the demand.  I feel bad saying this, but....I fortunately was able to get 2 tickets, but that was the most stressful experience in getting tickets I have ever experienced! My sister and I will see her in Atlanta in October 2016! Never expected it though, feel like I won the lottery or something cause I don't have that sort of luck! lol And yes Comet, Merry Christmas everyone!! |
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Post by pjrcorreia on Dec 24, 2015 20:04:51 GMT
Merry Christmas Hayley and all forum members! |
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Post by Bamafan on Dec 25, 2015 1:53:12 GMT
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Post by Libby on Dec 25, 2015 5:27:28 GMT
Testing... aha, it worked! It's very pretty, and contains a message that resonates with me at the moment (or always). Everyone, I apologize for any and all unpleasant conversations that I've been a part of. I'm sure some of you are quite tired of me and my arguments, and frankly, I'm tired of it myself. As one apostle and one songwriter have pointed out, what I do I don't want to do, and so goes the story. I like and appreciate all of you, and hope you have no hard feelings against me, either, despite my many faults. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I sincerely hope the coming year will be a better one (it wasn't the best one for me): |
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Post by Joe on Dec 25, 2015 5:35:33 GMT
Wishing everyone a very merry Christmas! I would also express my sincerest thanks to you, the valued members of this forum. Your dedication to this forum...and indeed to Hayley...is truly something very special!
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Post by scoobedoo on Dec 25, 2015 8:41:07 GMT
Very merry Christmas everyone all the best for 2016 not long to go now.
from the other side of the world down under New Zealand
cheers, rodders CH CH NZ
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Post by jimg on Dec 25, 2015 9:47:15 GMT
Wishing Hayley and her fans everywhere a very Merry Christmas
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Post by Dave on Dec 25, 2015 13:08:20 GMT
Merry Christmas everyone!  Dave
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