Post by stevemacdonald on Apr 1, 2011 1:08:01 GMT
Hi folks! Lucky me, I managed to score a brief telephone interview late last night with Hayley. She sounded a little annoyed at first — I forgot about the huge time difference (oops!) — but she managed to warm up a tiny bit as we got into it. As you probably know, I am not a professional interviewer. I was extremely nervous, but it went by in a flash and I did happen to get some interesting replies in regard to a few matters. I'll let you see for yourself just how it went. So without further ado, here is my interview with Hayley herself:
Me: Hi Hayley, and thanks so much for agreeing to this interview on such short notice. I must warn you, some of my questions could be a little intrusive. Are you willing to be truthful with your answers?
Hayley: Let me lie.
Me: I won't know if you're lying or not. Is there something you're hiding from everyone?
Hayley: What you never know won't hurt you.
Me: Very well, then. Maybe just some simple questions that aren't too personal. May that be our approach for now?
Hayley: May it be.
Me: You don't sound too thrilled about doing this interview. What kind of day did you have?
Hayley: One fine day.
Me: Oh darn. Well I hope I'm not dampening things more!
Hayley: You are water.
Me: Really? I am so sorry. Water? What kind of water?
Hayley: Summer rain. The mists of Islay.
Me: I get it. I get it. What are you so upset about?
Hayley: All I have to give.
Me: You don't have to give me anything if you don't want. But can you imagine the response I'll get for this in the forum?
Hayley: Eternal flame.
Me: Exactly. You know, it might be best if we stop this interview and just say goodbye.
Hayley: Never say goodbye.
Me: Oh, so now you're willing to cooperate? You think you can share another side to yourself?
Hayley: Both sides now.
Me: Excellent. Maybe we're getting somewhere!
Hayley: Somewhere.
Me: Okay, one thing I'd like to know, since you travel so much, is your attitude about flying. Is there anything you actually enjoy about that?
Hayley: Walking in the air.
Me: You mean strolling up and down the aisle of the plane, right?
Hayley: Across the universe of time…. heaven!
Me: Oh, I see. So when you're doing this walking on a long, long flight, how do you tend to see yourself?
Hayley: Through these eyes — she moves through the fair.
Me: That's cool. I can just picture it. And there's no fear of heights?
Hayley: Wuthering heights.
Me: Huh? Well, changing the subject, is there one thing you've learned in recent years you'd like to share with your fans?
Hayley: Love changes everything, I believe.
Me: In what way?
Hayley: You'll never walk alone. Do you hear what I hear?
Me: No, what are you hearing?
Hayley: The beat of your heart.
Me: Is it that loud?? Sorry that I'm so totally nervous! You're my first celebrity interview ever. Let's hope I get through this!
Hayley: Whispering hope.
Me: Whew, thanks! Let's see….. I can't think of anything else. Do you have any questions for me?
Hayley: Who painted the moon black?
Me: Gee, that's a tough one…. I have absolutely no idea! Who do you think it could be?
Hayley: Sonny….. Danny Boy…. amazing Grace…. Carol of the bells.
Me: Gotta be one of those. Anyway, Hayley, I think we should probably wrap this up now. It's gotten very late.
Hayley: Morning has broken. Time to say goodbye.
Me: Thanks again! I'll get this interview posted in the forum very soon! (Before I could finish those words a loud "click" sounded. She must have hung up the phone with gusto knowing that our interview went so well!)
Me: Hi Hayley, and thanks so much for agreeing to this interview on such short notice. I must warn you, some of my questions could be a little intrusive. Are you willing to be truthful with your answers?
Hayley: Let me lie.
Me: I won't know if you're lying or not. Is there something you're hiding from everyone?
Hayley: What you never know won't hurt you.
Me: Very well, then. Maybe just some simple questions that aren't too personal. May that be our approach for now?
Hayley: May it be.
Me: You don't sound too thrilled about doing this interview. What kind of day did you have?
Hayley: One fine day.
Me: Oh darn. Well I hope I'm not dampening things more!
Hayley: You are water.
Me: Really? I am so sorry. Water? What kind of water?
Hayley: Summer rain. The mists of Islay.
Me: I get it. I get it. What are you so upset about?
Hayley: All I have to give.
Me: You don't have to give me anything if you don't want. But can you imagine the response I'll get for this in the forum?
Hayley: Eternal flame.
Me: Exactly. You know, it might be best if we stop this interview and just say goodbye.
Hayley: Never say goodbye.
Me: Oh, so now you're willing to cooperate? You think you can share another side to yourself?
Hayley: Both sides now.
Me: Excellent. Maybe we're getting somewhere!
Hayley: Somewhere.
Me: Okay, one thing I'd like to know, since you travel so much, is your attitude about flying. Is there anything you actually enjoy about that?
Hayley: Walking in the air.
Me: You mean strolling up and down the aisle of the plane, right?
Hayley: Across the universe of time…. heaven!
Me: Oh, I see. So when you're doing this walking on a long, long flight, how do you tend to see yourself?
Hayley: Through these eyes — she moves through the fair.
Me: That's cool. I can just picture it. And there's no fear of heights?
Hayley: Wuthering heights.
Me: Huh? Well, changing the subject, is there one thing you've learned in recent years you'd like to share with your fans?
Hayley: Love changes everything, I believe.
Me: In what way?
Hayley: You'll never walk alone. Do you hear what I hear?
Me: No, what are you hearing?
Hayley: The beat of your heart.
Me: Is it that loud?? Sorry that I'm so totally nervous! You're my first celebrity interview ever. Let's hope I get through this!
Hayley: Whispering hope.
Me: Whew, thanks! Let's see….. I can't think of anything else. Do you have any questions for me?
Hayley: Who painted the moon black?
Me: Gee, that's a tough one…. I have absolutely no idea! Who do you think it could be?
Hayley: Sonny….. Danny Boy…. amazing Grace…. Carol of the bells.
Me: Gotta be one of those. Anyway, Hayley, I think we should probably wrap this up now. It's gotten very late.
Hayley: Morning has broken. Time to say goodbye.
Me: Thanks again! I'll get this interview posted in the forum very soon! (Before I could finish those words a loud "click" sounded. She must have hung up the phone with gusto knowing that our interview went so well!)
