Funny Caption Competition No. 2

[roger]

Ollie: Who says I can't raise the roof?



Hayley: I said carry on, Jonathan, not carry off!



Hayley: The water isn't this wide; you can put me down now!

Roger

[bethd]

Hi
I was wondering if anyone could help?
I don't know how to put the picture in my post because i've never done it before.
I had a go but it didn't work.
Beth

[bethd]

I've solved it!
I really should of looked in the technical support sooner!



Jonathan: "Hayley, I know you said that you were tired, but really, falling asleep on stage wasn't very professional."

[grant]

Hi Beth

First go to Martin's second post at the beginning of the thread. Under each of the large pictures you will see a URL in blue thus:

img189.imageshack.us/img189/2238/mg6714a.jpg

Copy it and past it into your post. Now look at the two rows of grey buttons above where you are typing. 4th from the left on the bottom row is a button with the image of a picture on it and if you hovver your cursor over it, you will see "insert image".

First, highlight the URL you have pasted in, then click on the "insert image" button. Now look at your post using the "preview" button and the URL should come up as the image.

You will need to do that with each of the three pictures.

Hope that helps.

Best wishes
Grant

Well done Beth! I'll leave my post just in case anyone else needs it!

[bethd]

Thanks Grant!

I never have been very good with computers.
If anything ever goes wrong I ask my Dad! But i'm getting there!

[stephen]

hi,
Hoping to improve on one vote last time!!.


1.Marmite - He hates it !!.


2,This is a real LIBBYty sometimes I think I`m just being taken for GRANTed.


3He`s not real its just a Hayleylucination.

Stephen.

[spiderman]

oh all right, i'll play:
[pictures in the order from stephens post above

1) its a good thing he's not too excited
2) sometimes i think my fans get carried away....
3) mom, she really *did* loose her shoe..

the spiderman

[James]

Ollie demonstrates how effective he thinks his new deodorant is...Hayley holds her breath


"Carry me away from this dark and lonely room.
Light me in your arms...No Jonathan it's a song, not an instruction!"


Hayley thinks of a great melody for her new song:
"De dum, de dum,de dum de dum de dum de dum de duuuuum dum dum dum dum"

[happy]

Carnival, and Hayley's surprised doctor!

Hayley (smiling): “Don’t worry, doctor, he’s alright. You should see ME sometimes, I’m worse.... my pianist could tell you…but at least I’m smart enough not to let myself get photographed!”
Doctor (whispering): “I know she describes herself on Twitter as, ‘I'm a little bit mad.’ But I had NO idea…”


Hayley (trying to be calm and convincing): “Doctor, believe me, I’m PERFECTLY normal; I have been shrieking for half an hour only because of that mouse…. iiiiiiii….. it’s still there….. iiiiiiiiii…. let me down Jonathan, I am PERFECTLY normal…..iiiiiii…… but I’ll write something cool on Twitter soon!”
Doctor (scratching his bald head): “Well, last time she wrote on Twitter, ‘a little wine has been drunk.’ I wonder if that is true today too….”


Hayley (happily): “Doctor, this is my newest therapy, it’s called ‘The Happy Baby.’ It’s supposed to make me feel normal again, just as the guy who’s carrying me. (smiling confidently) See, it works, I’m quite normal now, doctor, you can trust me. Don’t believe what the others say!”
Doctor (puzzled, to himself): “Hayley seems different today. Must be carnival! I guess she’s in her Chattanooga Choo Choo mood… (wipes his forehead) Boy, I’m so glad they removed the fourth photograph… oh dear… nobody would have believed THAT one…”

[comet]

Ollie to Hayley : "Aghhh , your mouse has gone up the leg of my trousers"



Jonathan to Hayley : "You can get legless if you like Hayley, you won't need them with me around"

[silly]

Help me Hayley! This itch is driving me mad! A little scratch please....right there....Ahhhhhh!!! Thanks!



Jonathan sometimes takes the "rider" clause in his contract a little too far!



Looking like something that the cat dragged in -- NOT!

[graemek]

I mustn't delay this any longer so here goes:

Hayley : There there!! I'm sure at least one of those claps was for you !!.

Hayley : Sorry, I get quite carried away sometimes...
Hayley : This is so lovely ....nobody will ever guess our secret !!!

Graeme
PS checked for plagiarism.

[Martin]

Hi All
This competition entry is now closed. I will set up a poll for each photo's captions very soon.

Thanks to all those that have entered and increasing the number of entries to four more than last time.

Martin

[Martin]

ONLY THREE DAYS TO GO BEFORE VOTING IS CLOSED

[Martin]

ONLY A FEW HOURS TO GO - ONLY 18 VOTERS SO FAR (LESS THAN THE NUMBER OF ENTRIES!)

PLEASE VOTE TODAY IF POSSIBLE.

Martin i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif