Joe's Jokes and Riddles May 22, 2008 2:09:17 GMT Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by Joe on May 22, 2008 2:09:17 GMT Why did the golf player wear two pairs of socks?-Because he might get a hole in one! A woman in a restaurant was wearing a helmet. The waiter asks, "Why are you wearing a helmet?" The woman replies, "I'm on a crash diet." What is the difference between a lighthouse keeper and a butcher?-One stays awake and the other weighs a steak. : What begins with T and ends with T and is full of T?-A teapot.