Christmas cracker jokes

[fusilier23]

OK, this is the place to tell all the really bad jokes you know.

What goes "zzzub, zzub?"

A bee flying backwards!

What's the ugliest monument in France?

The AWFUL Tower!

What brand of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

Sanka.

What did the scarecrow say to the cornfield?

Lend me your ears!

Why is a cornfield like an officer's club?

They're both full of colonels (kernels)!

Where do boxers keep their money?

At the First National BONK!

Where do frogs hang up their outerwear?

In a croak room!

Wocka! Wocka!

Lots of laughs.

[gareth]

Ok Ok Steven

Here are a few riddles you won't know the answer to, unless I tell you ...

1. What's the difference between one squirrel and a fountain pen?

2. What's the difference between two squirrels and a fountain pen?

3. What's the difference between three squirrels and a fountain pen?

I'll give you a chance to think about these, before releasing the answers ....

Gerrit

P.S. Please note, it's no good being able to answer one of the tree questions - there has to be a degree of consistency between the three answers ...

[gareth]

OK, and to add to this, What is the name for the retirement house for boxers who have found out their profession got the better of them?

[fusilier23]

I'm guessing the boxer retirement home is called the roundhouse, ie roundhouse right. I'll have to think about the squirrels.

[gareth]

Hmmm, Steven,

Most boxers try to knock down their oppononents for the final count -

So - how about "The Final Countdown"? No boxer will be able to escape that one, will they?



Gerrit

[fusilier23]

Either/or, but I take it I'm just supposed to guess, or does it have to be funny? We need to get Claire up here, she LOVES solving riddles.