Post by fusilier23 on Oct 22, 2005 11:32:43 GMT
Hi all,
Well, we're approaching that time of year when ghost stories are told, Jack-o-Lanterns cast their glow, and kinds seek candy dressed in costume, and I do believe fireworks are now part of the equation in England and Ireland.
Anyhu, thought I'd throw out a few jokes to put us all in the SPIRIT of things (wocka wocka). i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif
Why do spirits have high phone bills?
They always call ghost-to-ghost!
Why was the vampire walking around in his pajamas?
He didn't have a bat robe!
Why was there no food left at the end of the Halloween party?
Everybody was a goblin (gobbling) !
Why did the ghost get drunk?
He went too heavy on the BOOS!
Then there was the recent murder not too far from here. Whoever it was killed the victim by shooting him in the chest, then dumped his body in the alley, forced his mouth open, and stuffed a banana down his throat. Then he gouged out his eyes and poured Cheerios into the bleeding sockets. :eek2:
Tho police think they're dealing with a serial (cereal) killer!
Where does the Loch Ness Monster take a vacation?
In the Florida Keys! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif
lots of laughs.
Well, we're approaching that time of year when ghost stories are told, Jack-o-Lanterns cast their glow, and kinds seek candy dressed in costume, and I do believe fireworks are now part of the equation in England and Ireland.
Anyhu, thought I'd throw out a few jokes to put us all in the SPIRIT of things (wocka wocka). i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif
Why do spirits have high phone bills?
They always call ghost-to-ghost!
Why was the vampire walking around in his pajamas?
He didn't have a bat robe!
Why was there no food left at the end of the Halloween party?
Everybody was a goblin (gobbling) !
Why did the ghost get drunk?
He went too heavy on the BOOS!
Then there was the recent murder not too far from here. Whoever it was killed the victim by shooting him in the chest, then dumped his body in the alley, forced his mouth open, and stuffed a banana down his throat. Then he gouged out his eyes and poured Cheerios into the bleeding sockets. :eek2:
Tho police think they're dealing with a serial (cereal) killer!
Where does the Loch Ness Monster take a vacation?
In the Florida Keys! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif
lots of laughs.