There are loads of reality shows out there, but here is some you may have missed:
Morris Dancing With The Stars
Celebrities, including a guy who had a bit part in a soap that only lasted one episode, a glamour model who’s only vocabulary is “Alright Babe!” and a woman from ‘Worst Driver Ever’ who managed to get her car stuck on the top of the Millennium Eye compete to become the best Morris dancers. (Sponsored by valium.)
I’m A Celebrity And I Need The Loo
Long forgotten celebs compete so they can get a presenting job on shows such as ‘How Clean Is Your Feet.’ They are sent to a really cold place next to a running waterfall and can only drink water for three days and not got to the toilet. The last one who manages to hold their bladder wins.
This is what the winner had to say for himself once he got to the loo: “Ahhhhhhh!!!! That’s better!!” Five minutes later: “Ahhhhhhhhh!!!”.
People Grouped Together In A House For No Reason Whatsoever
Twelve people share a house so you can watch them pick their nose and argue over the last bit of bacon for twenty-four hours.
At Home With The Raspberry Blower
A week in the life of a guy who blew a raspberry at a news presenter the other week and became famous.
I Want A Celebrity Brain
A look at people who aspire to have a brain like a socialite. The show had a sad ending for them, because it was discovered the celebs didn’t have any brains to begin with.