Post by meagan on Nov 17, 2005 0:58:11 GMT
Here are some that a friend sent me: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?
...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
(Oh my Gosh..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?
...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
(Oh my Gosh..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)