Post by HWI on Aug 30, 2005 11:44:04 GMT
Thanks to Paul for sending these to me.
They give you something to think about.
1) I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
3) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
5) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
6) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Keith.
They give you something to think about.
1) I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
3) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
5) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
6) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Keith.
