Post by Joe on Jun 11, 2005 3:44:17 GMT
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's *only* a suggestion!)
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
"Fits one head."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)
On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets:
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
On a Hallowe'en Batman costume:
"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
On a packet of crisps:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(A shoplifter special!)
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's *only* a suggestion!)
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
"Fits one head."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)
On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets:
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
On a Hallowe'en Batman costume:
"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
On a packet of crisps:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(A shoplifter special!)
