HWI Funny Caption Contest 3

[Jillian]

The HWI Caption Contest!

Welcome to another HWI Funny Caption Contest!

We have run these in the past and the rules are the same as previous competitions.

Every forum member is invited to submit a caption for each or any of the four photos shown below. Here are the rules again:

Rules

-- 4 photos

-- 1 caption per photo

-- The idea of the captions is provide an entertaining voice to the subjects of the photo or a humorous insight into what might be happening. It doesn't need to be a single line, it could even be a short conversation. So get creative!

-- Members have 2 weeks in which to post their captions and the closing date is Monday, 20 December 2010.

-- The prize for winning the competition is the thrill and satisfaction of being chosen the winner! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif

-- For ease of viewing, it is requested that the small version of the relevant image is placed above each caption. Simply copy the url under the large image and insert it into img tags in your post. The end result looking something like this:

For Example:



"The first person to speak gets to duet with Kiri Te Kanawa!"


For more inspiration, feel free to look through previous caption contest threads:

Competition 1 hwi.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=Miscellaneous&action=display&thread=4992

Competition 2 hwi.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=Miscellaneous&action=display&thread=5260


-- If the response is high then the HWI staff team may pick a short list but either way we will then set up a Poll to allow members to vote and choose the winner.

Good Luck!!

Photo One:



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Photo Two:



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Photo Three:



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Photo Four:



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[robrep]

Ha Ha this looks like fun Jillion, Ill have a go.

Photo One.



OK, these hand puppets are great, all i have to do now is to learn to not move my lips.


Photo Two



hang on its coming to me....your name is ...is....isss...Richard.


Photo Three.



pssst, my dress is stuck in the door, just pretend your talking to me.


Photo Four



Honestly, they were this big, i'm not joking

regards Rob

[Jillian]

Hi Rob,

Thanks very much for getting the ball rolling! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif

Your first caption is hilarious!

I've fixed up your formatting. If anyone needs help setting up their responses as above, please let me know and I'll help you out.

Cheers,
Jillian

[Richard]

Hello Jillian!

I've corrected the formatting in Rob's post and removed the quote from yours.

So far I've thought of captions for three of the photographs:

Photo One


"You two make me look bald!"

Photo Three


"I won't tell Fiona about your bearskin!"

Photo Four


"Oh no, the roof's leaking again!"

Richard

[Jillian]

Hi Richard,

Thanks for fixing the formatting. Love your caption for the first photo -- they also make Hayley look rather short, don't they?

Now I have to think of some myself! Hmmmm... :rollin

I'd also like to encourage any guests who may be reading this to sign up and have a go! We have a LOT of unique visitors to the forum everyday and it would be wonderful to hear from some more of you!

Cheers,
Jillian

[roger]

Photo One

Atten...SHUN

Photo Two

I know, I'll zap the HWI members to the back of the queue. It usually works!

Photo Three

Nobody's looking, let's play noses!

Photo Four

But my name is printed on the cover. Why have I got to write it again?

[tracy]

Wow great contest Jillian, ill try to think of something funny over the next couple of days, love the entries so far, poor Hayley, i wonder what she thinks of them
much love Tracy

[mihizawi]

Here's my try!


- Get him! His punishment will be listening to my albums for three days and three nights non-stop!
- Yes, ma'am!



This signing is becoming such a hard work! Need to concentrate... With Love... err... What was my name?



- Could I have this dance?
- Here? Oh, why not?!



Oh, no! Sgining again? Why can't it be as easy as singing? Afterall, they are almost the same word!

Michal

[Martin]

Photo One



"I have to return the necklace but can I keep these?"

Photo Two



"Ok, own up - who put superglue on my pen?"

Photo Three


"Don't look now but your flies are undone!"


Photo Four



"Which one of you lot gave me Kiri Te Kanawa's biography to sign!"

[spiderman]

Dec 6, 2010 13:33:00 GMT Martin said:

Photo Four

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"Which one of you lot gave me Kiri Te Kanawa's biography to sign!"
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contextually funny, for the exact reason i dont approve...

[Ross]

" See that group of people over there? They are members of the secret society of HWI. Don't let them near me. Got that? "



Let me think. In the envelope is another photo Grant has sent me.



" Dad you didn't have to go to this much trouble just to see me"



" Who stole my pen? How can I sign this book without it? "

[stevemacdonald]

Photo One



"I found the culprits who painted the moon black—and they did it with their hats!!


Photo Two



"I am sending my thoughts to William and Kate that they must hire me, hire me, hire me!"


Photo Three



"I'm sorry, Miss Westenra, but your car is parked illegally."
"Oh snap... can I just run in and do one song, and then I'll scram, promise!"


Photo Four



"Summer Rain?

[Libby]

I'll return the jewels before the night's over, I promise!



Er - I'm already taken, sorry!



This had better be the last one, 'cause I'm not doing anymore.

I'm still trying to think of one for #2.

[spiderman]

hi all,

in order:

Photo One



I would get the british olsen twins...

Photo Two



Sometimes my thoughts are too deep even for me

Photo Three



I know that secret already, but thanks

Photo Four



You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains?

[joanne]

Photo One



"These two are even better bling than my necklace!"


Photo Two



"I think I'll just sign everyone's items telepathically. Think Sharpie, think Sharpie.. Or maybe Pure pen."


Photo Three



"Don't think I didn't recognise you, Grant!" i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif


Photo Four



"So.. many.. books to autograph. Wait, did I just sign the same one twice??"

Finally thought of captions!

cheers,
Joanne