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Post by larryhauck on Mar 11, 2010 14:20:23 GMT
Here's one for you Richard  Did you hear about the lorry driver who lost his load of 40 tonnes of batteries? He wasn't charged!  Going to hide now Grant Hi Grant No but I bet he was shocked. Larry |
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Post by Richard on Mar 11, 2010 15:00:19 GMT
I heard on the radio that an elephant has been caught doing a ton on the M4.  Treat it as a roundabout! Richard  |
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Post by Sandy Wilderness Girl on Mar 21, 2010 14:45:45 GMT
Hey seeing how the forums a bit slow hey.....and like i cant sleep at the moment hey....... heres a cartoon hey  Sandy xxx |
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Post by Sandy Wilderness Girl on Mar 25, 2010 1:39:12 GMT
Hey Guys taaaa heaps again hey for all the well wishes hey....Mark ...Richard....glad you liked the cartoon hey....Ohhhhh and Hey heres something for anyone that has ABSOLUTELY nothing better to do hey,,,,,,,,Ive made a HAYLEY spot the difference hey.....the first pic is the orig hey...the second one has 14 changes made to it....have a go hey....theres no first prize.....you don’t even have to tell us if you don’t want to hey.....JUST a bit of fun....... i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif Sandy xxx |
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Post by stevemacdonald on Mar 25, 2010 4:14:13 GMT
Re: spot the difference pics
It's a little tricky describing left and right since there's Hayley's left and right, and left and right in the picture itself, but here goes:
1. Lady above Hayley's right shoulder has different face! Egad!
2. Arm behind Hayley to her right lost a bracelet! Oh my!
3. Man between that lady and Hayley had his head erased! Good Heavens!
4. Man to Hayley's left went bald! OMG!
5. Other man in background to right of Hayley (in the picture) has invisible neck! Yikes!
6. Lady to Hayley's left had her bracelet or watch stolen! No way!
7. Hayley's missing her right earring! Darn!
9. The snap on Hayley's purse is gone! Gosh!
10. The guy to Hayley's right is missing fingers! Ouch!
11. The electrical cord beneath Hayley's left hand is missing! Oops!
12. The white stripe on floor is removed. Oh well.
13.The lady in the upper left corner of the photo has a darkened forehead! Gadzooks!
14. That dark patch in the back of Hayley's hair is no longer there. Hmmm.
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Post by Jillian on Mar 25, 2010 7:58:47 GMT
Well, for starters, Voldemort seems to have apparated into the scene!!
Where's Dumbledore and Harry Potter when you need them???!!
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Post by Sandy Wilderness Girl on Aug 17, 2010 10:22:23 GMT
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Post by robrep on Jan 27, 2011 6:06:26 GMT
Gee not much activity on here over the last few days, does it often get like this. perhaps you could post some more jokes Richard.  Ive got some news anyway, The floods are hitting us hard, there is one metre of water hitting the side of the house, the rain is pelting down and the wind is howling, my mother has done nothing but stare through the kitchen window for hours, if it gets any worse I might have to let her in. Regards Rob |
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Post by Richard on Jan 27, 2011 8:58:04 GMT
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Post by Richard on Jan 27, 2011 14:37:48 GMT
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Post by amptique on Jan 27, 2011 16:32:38 GMT
Gee not much activity on here over the last few days, does it often get like this. perhaps you could post some more jokes Richard. Ive got some news anyway, The floods are hitting us hard, there is one metre of water hitting the side of the house, the rain is pelting down and the wind is howling, my mother has done nothing but stare through the kitchen window for hours, if it gets any worse I might have to let her in. Regards Rob Now that's funny. Poor Mom! BillR |
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Post by Dave on Jan 27, 2011 21:12:18 GMT
Following the recent furore in the UK over two senior football presenters losing their jobs over off-air sexist comments leaked to the press and Youtube, here is a photograph of the female referee's assistant who was initially offended, and her male colleagues. Allegedly. Dave DisclaimerThis photo is a joke, it's satire, it isn't true, I don't agree with it, she's a darned good referee's assistant!  |
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Post by martindn on Jan 27, 2011 21:25:40 GMT
Dave,
I have been at a match where that young lady ran the line. I can assure you she does fully understand the offside rule, I don't think she got it wrong once!
Oh, and a colleage of mine, also a football referee, says that he knows her personally (both are from Coventry) and says she was fast tracked because she was an outstanding referee. Her father was a referee too.
Martin D
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Post by larryhauck on Jan 28, 2011 8:34:26 GMT
Gee not much activity on here over the last few days, does it often get like this. perhaps you could post some more jokes Richard. Ive got some news anyway, The floods are hitting us hard, there is one metre of water hitting the side of the house, the rain is pelting down and the wind is howling, my mother has done nothing but stare through the kitchen window for hours, if it gets any worse I might have to let her in. Regards Rob Hi Rob Well the least you could do is to give her an umbrella. Good One Rob.. Larry |
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Post by robrep on Jan 29, 2011 4:05:03 GMT
Gee not much activity on here over the last few days, does it often get like this. perhaps you could post some more jokes Richard. Ive got some news anyway, The floods are hitting us hard, there is one metre of water hitting the side of the house, the rain is pelting down and the wind is howling, my mother has done nothing but stare through the kitchen window for hours, if it gets any worse I might have to let her in. Regards Rob Hi Rob Well the least you could do is to give her an umbrella. Good One Rob.. Larry WHAT......  didnt you see Larry where I said the wind is HOWLING, that would ruin a perfectly good umbrella, Regards Rob. ps. I wouldn't really be that cruel to my beautiful mum.but when Tracy's dad told me the joke i JUST CRACKED UP and had to share it. |
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didnt you see Larry where I said the wind is HOWLING, that would ruin a perfectly good umbrella,