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Post by Dave on Feb 28, 2007 13:43:58 GMT
...for a start we doesn't use red lipstick.  Martin Red lipstick, Martin? You mean you don't use it either?  Cheers, Dave  |
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Post by Martin on Feb 28, 2007 16:57:41 GMT
...for a start we doesn't use red lipstick. Martin Red lipstick, Martin? You mean you don't use it either? Cheers, Dave Hi Dave A lesson to be learnt here - always check your typing before you post! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif Anyway, I actually prefer a darker rouge! Martin |
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Post by roger on Feb 28, 2007 17:11:11 GMT
I knew that, Martin, but I wasn't going to say anything!  Roger |
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Post by Richard on Mar 1, 2007 9:09:59 GMT
Hello Martin, or Hot Lips!!! I nearly corrected your mistake, but I didn't want to spoil the fun! Richard |
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Post by Caitlin on Mar 21, 2007 1:46:33 GMT
 Hayley: "What did I do?" Chloe: -giggles- "You know..." Feel free to make up your own captions! <3 Caite |
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Post by graemek on Mar 26, 2007 3:29:52 GMT
I must remember to keep saying nice things about her. Yeah, you wouldn't want to see Hayley when she's angry! You wouldn't like her when she's angry!
But could our sweet Hayley really get angry ?? Well ........... Enjoy Graeme |
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Post by Stephany on Mar 26, 2007 5:57:51 GMT
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Post by Mark on Mar 26, 2007 8:37:43 GMT
Hi Graeme That has to be the funniest thing I can remember seeing posted on the forum. Like Stephany, I laughed out loud too i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif. Its a shame that you hadn't posted before Hayley logged in, I am absolutely sure she would have had a good laugh at that herself. Mark. |
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Post by david on Mar 26, 2007 16:13:57 GMT
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Post by Stephany on Mar 26, 2007 16:35:02 GMT
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Post by graemek on Apr 3, 2007 6:30:44 GMT
I realise that this is not Hayley herself but it's from a Christchurch shop & betrays a 'tongue in cheek' style of humour that (I think) I detected among the kiwi's I met while in CHCH. The intent is clear & nobody is going to sue.  Even the little notice below adds to the fun !!!! i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gif Graemek |
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Post by jons on Apr 29, 2007 16:48:58 GMT
I am the caption critic and will rate the following captions! Hayley waits for her new furniture to arrive. Caption quality: 6/10  "Thats better! What took those removal men so long?" Caption quality: 4/10  "Thats the last time I take any notice of the weather forecasters. That cloud is miles away and I've opened my brolly for nothing!" Caption quality: 4/10  "Can't removal men tell a chair from a Treasure chest? And what was with the beards and the parrot on the shoulder? Thats the last time I do business with Jack Sparrow Removal's." Caption quality: 6/10  Hayley, standing next to some 'vegetation stuff' that seems to have spread all over what appears to be some sort of building. She seems to be putting her hand into it. Bizzare. Caption quality 0/10 That was terrible! I have never witnessed such awful captions!
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Post by Martin on Apr 29, 2007 18:35:15 GMT
I am the caption critic and will rate the following captions!"Thats better! What took those removal men so long?" Caption quality: 4/10 Hi Jon If I may be so bold as to offer an alternative caption: "Hayley relaxes on the set for "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". Martin |
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Post by Joe on Apr 30, 2007 1:21:29 GMT
Here are some of my funny captions: (On telephone)'Yes, kindly check the removals van again...I'm certain my floor lamp is still inside. And do hurry, the sun is setting and I can't keep the fridge door open all night' (On a gardening programme) 'Now, this particular species of ivy can grow quite dense on garden sheds. Yes, quite, as I can't seem to open the door.' |
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Post by Eric on May 2, 2007 1:58:29 GMT
Hi all, I was reading the captions above and some similar ones came to mind: {Thank you for tuning in to your local NZ radio station...and the New Zealand 'All Blacks' take the field with a huge cheer from the crowd! What an exciting day for a game, wherever you are!} - Hayley anxiously listening to her favorite rugby team. "Heh...let's see those airlines lose my luggage now!""What Coca-cola?! I see no soft drink....you photographers think you're soooo sneaky!"Not as funny as ones above, but worth a shot nonetheless. Eric |
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Even the little notice below adds to the fun !!!! 
