Joe's Jokes and Riddles

[Joe]

Why did the golf player wear two pairs of socks?
-Because he might get a hole in one!

A woman in a restaurant was wearing a helmet. The waiter asks, "Why are you wearing a helmet?"
The woman replies, "I'm on a crash diet."

What is the difference between a lighthouse keeper and a butcher?
-One stays awake and the other weighs a steak. :

What begins with T and ends with T and is full of T?
-A teapot.

[stevemacdonald]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...


How many crossover singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Josh Groban to raise you up and Hayley to turn you into the light.

[Richard]

Hello Joe and Steve!

Question: Which composer sounds like a toilet?

Answer: WC - that's Debussy!

Richard

[Jeff]

Which composer sounds like a cup of coffee ? Capuccini !