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Post by Oksana on Feb 20, 2006 0:56:02 GMT
Rows and rows of "https://i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gifivettes" there All tossing undies in the air Online companions evr'ywhere I’ve looked at crowds that way But now they only block the fun They ruin the show for ev’ryone Those Hayley songs I missed were done When crowds got in my way I’ve looked at crowds from both sides now So please sit down, don't take a bow It’s crowds' intrusions I recall I really don’t like crowds at all  LOL! I wish I had some witty compliment to give, but all I can say is, that was hilarious! |
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Post by stevemacdonald on Feb 20, 2006 5:56:12 GMT
Hmm, so you don't mind my parodies.... Maybe this'll change your mind:
Who Fainted at Noon, Jack?
Did you see a tiny goon?
Stepped into ol' Jack's Saloon
Just as you locked your gate with keys
Did you see how scarred and dried
All my clothes got, washed in Tide?
Just as you mocked my launder-ee
Who fainted at noon, Jack?
Just when you had your duck quack?
Who fainted at noon, Jack?
I won't chew, won't chew plum snacks
Who fainted at noon?
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Post by fusilier23 on Feb 20, 2006 13:34:27 GMT
i.postimg.cc/9fYxy370/smilie-big-grin.gifHahahahaha, this is all quite funny. Here's one Hayley can use if she ever comes back to eastern PA. Hayley swung through through the Northeast, performing with the York Symphony Orchestra in York, at the Kimmel Center in Philadelphia, a second gig at the State Theater in Easton, and with the Northeast Pennsylvania Symphony in Scranton. For the last two gigs she and her family, who'd flown out to visit, stayed in Skytop Lodge, a very exclusive, old school resort in the north Pocono mountains. After her last concert, they decided to have the seven-course dinner in the main dining room there, however, the rules there are that men have to wear jacket and tie. Gerald, coming from a laid-back country and having had his own business for a while, had a jacket, but no tie. This was a problem, as they hadn't one they could lend him. In desperation he went out to the car and grabbed his jumper cables. The maitre d' looked askance at him, but said "OK, you can come in, but don't START anything."
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Post by stevemacdonald on Apr 2, 2006 6:31:58 GMT
New parody:
(to the tune of "Benedictus")
Who will pitch the new Lexus?
Who will pitch the new Lexus?
It's Hayley -- Brit nominee and one very proud Kiwi
Who's hotter than 100 Celsius!
Who's hotter than 100 Celsius.
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Post by stevemacdonald on Apr 6, 2006 0:09:59 GMT
To the following individuals:
Joe
Global Moderator
and
Richard
Global Moderator
It's nice to have such illustrious people supporting Hayley, but are you two guys really doing your jobs?: The polar ice caps are melting, sea level is rising, and overall warming is accelerating. And please, STOP letting all those hurricanes and tornados loose in the US! Thank you.
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Joe
Administrator
Supporting Hayley since 2003!
Posts: 6,701 
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Post by Joe on Apr 6, 2006 3:29:49 GMT
The polar ice caps are melting, sea level is rising, and overall warming is accelerating. And please, STOP letting all those hurricanes and tornados loose in the US! Thank you. Hi Steve  I don't think "global" warming is taking place in PA...Scranton and parts of the Pocono Mountains received six inches of snow today! As for tornadoes, we'll let Caite and David handle them! If there is a hurricane in the Atlantic, we'll hafta ask Hayley to drop salt over the storm from the plane's window whilst she is flying over the ocean! Thanks for your fun posts, Steve  |
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Post by Richard on Apr 6, 2006 8:14:14 GMT
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Post by roger on Apr 6, 2006 10:24:00 GMT
Hi Richard, Are you telling me you don't 'Listen To The Wind'? Roger  |
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Post by roger on Apr 6, 2006 10:25:47 GMT
Whether the weather be cold,
Or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not!
Anon.
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Post by fusilier23 on Apr 6, 2006 10:44:01 GMT
After all, it's more important to know whether there will be weather than to know what the weather will be.
- Norton Juster "The Phantom Tollbooth"
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Post by stevemacdonald on Apr 13, 2006 5:16:44 GMT
I see Hayley is booked to perform with a leading Welsh male voice choir. Maybe they can honour her with a rousing "Men of Harlech" but with this new verse thrown in at the end:
Fans of Hayley love her singing
Crystal clear a voice so ringing
Add up all the joy she's bringing:
Kiwi fo am byth.
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